things i don't care about

1. You.
2. Your veganism.

improv team names

Applesauced
The Futon Queefs
Grandma's Left Derby Car
Absent Boxcar
Chief of LAUGH
Tittle Blossom
Two Wrongs Make a FUN TIME
Wonderbread Murderers
You So Horny, WE SO FUNNY
Mocha Choca Lata Ya Ya
The Bah FUN-bugs

Did you find a good one? Great!

Now grab the 4 other white guys you know. You'll all need to dress in colored dress shirts and black ties. PRO TIP: Wear jeans and old dress shoes - we call those "movement clothes".

You're all set. Make em* laugh!

*nobody